Sports jokes

Trans woman

Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?

They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.

Game

Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?

Olympic team

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.

Sport

What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.

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  • Memes

    Shooter

    Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?

    Because they lost their two best shooters...

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  • Micheal Jackson

    Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."

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  • Pen

    I was studying in Turin, and my professor told me I had to use PENS only.

    I looked in my bag for pens, and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you, Penaldo!

    Baby

    What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.

    Sex

    What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?

    The hole experience.

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