wanna know why kobe can't shoot
because he's dead
9/11 also known as the day football stoped
Balls are anoyying they just bounce and never keep still
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize why now she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her,but she was only able to give 50.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can’t find home
Where do find white people on a bench
- the NBA
q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
a: They already ate the bat.
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
why can't orphan's play baseball?
they don't know where home is
why do orphan not play baseball
cas they cant find home
Why Orphans cant play Baseball? Cause they cant find thier Homebase.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they cant find home.
What do sprinters eat before a race? -- Nothing, they fast.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most? GOALduck.
Why cant orphans play baseball?
Because they cant reach home
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball? Every night he turns into a gol-bat.
Comment 👍 if you like this joke!
Why does New York have the jets as their football team if those are what took out the twin towers
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat. If you don’t get it a Chinese women ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think)
Why can’t orphans play baseball
They don’t know where home plate is
