Sports jokes
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Rangers are a joke.
(Teacher): "What's one sport you want to do, but you're not good at?"
(Me): "Suicide."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
What is an animal that is always at a baseball game?
A bat! 🤣🦇🦇🦇🦇
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.