Sports jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
Kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go.
I was studying in Turin, and my professor told me I had to use PENS only.
I looked in my bag for pens, and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you, Penaldo!
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.