Sports jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?
Because they lost their two best shooters...
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
What animal is good at baseball?
A bat!
I was studying in Turin, and my professor told me I had to use PENS only.
I looked in my bag for pens, and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you, Penaldo!
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.