Sports jokes
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?
Because they lost their two best shooters...
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
I was studying in Turin, and my professor told me I had to use PENS only.
I looked in my bag for pens, and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you, Penaldo!
What animal is good at baseball?
A bat!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.