Sports jokes
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
(Teacher): "What's one sport you want to do, but you're not good at?"
(Me): "Suicide."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Someone stole my balls :(
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂