Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
Sports Jokes
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut.
We got his EpiPen to help him when Penaldo appeared because he heard the word "PEN". He tried stealing the pen, but I said, "No pens for you," and "Brentford". He cried and ran away. Shame on you, Penaldo the fraud!
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.
We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"
Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡
