Sports jokes
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
I was studying in Turin, and my professor told me I had to use PENS only.
I looked in my bag for pens, and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What animal is good at baseball?
A bat!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.