Sports jokes
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
I was at a supermarket in Barcelona and I noticed the alarm had gone off. There was a thief at the store; the tea bag section had been ransacked.
Luckily they found the thief, Pionel Pessi, with boxes of his favourite tea, Penaltea. Shame on you, Pessi!
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with David Beckham?
They both dribble.