Sports jokes

Kobe

Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.

Kobe

Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.

Memes

Kobe

I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.

Frog

Why are frogs good at basketball?

Because they always make jump shots.

Crash

What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?

They both can crash down.

Plane

Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!

Poker

Why did the tiger lose at poker?

Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.

Orphanage

I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.

Because I hate dealing with parents.

Titanic

What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.

Cookie

When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?

“Chip Chip Hooray!”

Pen

My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut.

We got his EpiPen to help him when Penaldo appeared because he heard the word "PEN". He tried stealing the pen, but I said, "No pens for you," and "Brentford". He cried and ran away. Shame on you, Penaldo the fraud!

Pass

Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!

- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!

Better than Elanga?

Penaldo

Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.

We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"

Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡