Sports jokes
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups! - 13th in the league!
Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league. - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL.
Who's supposed to be the goat?
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.