Sports jokes

What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.

My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.

We all yelled "Rocket league!"

Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.

Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

What is Africa's most famous sport?

The Hunger Games.

I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Why are frogs good at basketball?

Because they always make jump shots.

I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.

What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?

They both can crash down.

Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.

Why did the tiger lose at poker?

Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.

What was Jesus's favorite sport?

Lacrosse.

I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.

Then it hit me.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3

Why can't Asians play baseball?

Because they ate all the bats!

Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"

I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.

Because I hate dealing with parents.