Sports jokes
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
Memes
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut.
We got his EpiPen to help him when Penaldo appeared because he heard the word "PEN". He tried stealing the pen, but I said, "No pens for you," and "Brentford". He cried and ran away. Shame on you, Penaldo the fraud!
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.
We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"
Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!