Sports jokes

Kobe

Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.

Kobe

Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.

Memes

Kobe

I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.

Frog

Why are frogs good at basketball?

Because they always make jump shots.

Job

I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.

Crash

What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?

They both can crash down.

Plane

Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!

Poker

Why did the tiger lose at poker?

Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.

Baseball

I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.

Then it hit me.

Basketball

Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"

Orphanage

I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.

Because I hate dealing with parents.