Sports jokes
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
Balls.
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
Someone stole my balls :(
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.