Sports jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
Memes
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
I like dicks... sporting goods.
Someone stole my balls :(
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.