Sports jokes
Balls.
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!