Sports jokes
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
Memes
Pog did not punch someone. This story is false.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
I like dicks... sporting goods.
Someone stole my balls :(