Sports jokes
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked. "I'm a Paralympian," he replied. "Boxing?" "No, ... hurdles."
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.
You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.