Sports jokes
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?
Cross-country.
A ball hit me in the vagina.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. “No,” says the neighbor. “The seat is empty.” “This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?” The neighbor says, “Well, actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.” “Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible... But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?” The man shakes his head. “No,” he says. “They’re all at the funeral.”
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!