Sports jokes
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can’t find home.
I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.