Sports jokes
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
As a son, I like sports, and I watch sports with my mom. So one day, we were looking at football. My mom asked me who makes the most money. I said the quarterback.
My mom told me I'm going to get a quarterback as my new boyfriend, and it'll be your new stepfather. A week later, my mom went out. I came home, and I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said, "What's going on?" My mom said, "Look, my new boyfriend and new stepfather is the high school quarterback." My mom said, "See, mission accomplished." I said, "Yeah, job well done."
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.