Sports jokes

Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?

Because they ate the bay.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home plate is.

2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.

Why do orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home plate.

Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”

Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?

To tie his kangaroo down, sport!

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't run home.

I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.

I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...

Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!

Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.

If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.

Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find home.

What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...

I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.

As a son, I like sports, and I watch sports with my mom. So one day, we were looking at football. My mom asked me who makes the most money. I said the quarterback.

My mom told me I'm going to get a quarterback as my new boyfriend, and it'll be your new stepfather. A week later, my mom went out. I came home, and I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said, "What's going on?" My mom said, "Look, my new boyfriend and new stepfather is the high school quarterback." My mom said, "See, mission accomplished." I said, "Yeah, job well done."

So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.