Sports jokes
Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
BROOO BAHAAHHAHAHAHAAH
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What is an animal that is always at a baseball game?
A bat! 🤣🦇🦇🦇🦇
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. “No,” says the neighbor. “The seat is empty.” “This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?” The neighbor says, “Well, actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.” “Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible... But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?” The man shakes his head. “No,” he says. “They’re all at the funeral.”
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.