Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Sports Jokes
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
As a son, I like sports, and I watch sports with my mom. So one day, we were looking at football. My mom asked me who makes the most money. I said the quarterback.
My mom told me I'm going to get a quarterback as my new boyfriend, and it'll be your new stepfather. A week later, my mom went out. I came home, and I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said, "What's going on?" My mom said, "Look, my new boyfriend and new stepfather is the high school quarterback." My mom said, "See, mission accomplished." I said, "Yeah, job well done."
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
Balls.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
