Sports jokes

Shaq

If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.

Girl

I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.

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  • Memes

    Kobe

    Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.

    LeBron James

    Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?

    A: The size of balls they play with.

    Olympics

    Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?

    Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.

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  • Baseball

    At baseball practice...

    "Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"

    "No, but I got two right here."

    Orphan

    "Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."

    Orphan

    Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.

    Penaldo

    I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!