Sports Jokes

whats the difference between a orphan and a baseball player ? the base ball player knows where home base is.

Why can’t orphans play base ball They don’t know where home is

ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG

Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire

Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now

Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me

I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient

If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat he would’ve named it freethrow, because he will never sink it.

Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis

Its the only way they’ll get love

Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't? Answer: A home

Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball ................ because he couldn't find home !!!

why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games

they missed the homecoming games

why cant orphans play baseball they cant find a home

Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were. Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

He doesn’t know where home is

why are orphans bad at baseball cause they cant go home

I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls

What is are Russia's favorite netball positions?

Goal Shooter and Wing Attack

An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where shall he go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the secretary, “Where is home room?” The secretary then said which home room number did it say and it showed 1. The orphan then starting to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.