Sports jokes
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
Memes
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.
But he nailed that mountain.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.
Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.
What is Al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets.
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
At baseball practice...
"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"
"No, but I got two right here."
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.