Sports jokes
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
Memes
Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.
But he nailed that mountain.
What is Al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
At baseball practice...
"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"
"No, but I got two right here."
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!