Sports jokes
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
(Teacher): "What's one sport you want to do, but you're not good at?"
(Me): "Suicide."
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain finished the races.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.
We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"
Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡