Sports jokes

What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.

What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.

But it was only on paper view.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

What is a dry swimmer?

Not in the water...

Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.

But he nailed that mountain.

What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?

Not being retarded.

If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.

Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?

How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.

Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.

What is Al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.

At baseball practice...

"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"

"No, but I got two right here."

What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?

dribbling.

"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."

Ball so hard! 😂🤣

I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.

Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.

What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.