Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
Sports Jokes
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
