Sports jokes
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
I like balls.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.
But he nailed that mountain.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.
They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.
He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
OFFICIAL
Pionnel Pessi's tracklist leaked!
1. Neymar gave me a career. 2. Lewandowski finished me. 3. 8-2 4. I own Elche. 5. I am a fraud (ft. Pyllian Mpappe) 6. 10m 7. I fled La Liga 8. Want to be Ronaldo. 9. Long live Bolivia. 10. Wind man
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.