Sports jokes
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
I like balls.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.
But he nailed that mountain.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"