Sports jokes
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.