Keeper jokes
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.
The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."
The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
Me and my stepmom went into the forest.
I think I hid the body pretty well, but now I have to hide the gun.
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"
Kyler, go on this one.
King.
My son.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
Community talk
GENESIS 39 Joseph and Potiphar’s Wife 1Now Joseph had been brought down to Egypt, and Potiphar, an officer of Pharaoh, the captain of the guard, an Egyptian, had bought him from the Ishmaelites who had brought him down there. 2The Lord was with Joseph, and he became a successful man, and he was in the house of his Egyptian master. 3His master saw that the Lord was with him and that the Lord caused all that he did to … Read more