Keeper jokes

An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."

A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.

The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."

The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."

Three nuns died in a car crash. They went up to heaven at the pearly gates. The gatekeeper said, "This really should not have happened, so I am going to send you back to earth as different people. Tell me who you want to be or look like." The first nun said, "I want to look like Madonna." Puff, you look like her now, but you can’t use her name. And sent her down to earth. The second one said, "I want to look like Marilyn Monroe." He then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun said, "I want to look like Sarah Pipalini." The gatekeeper says to her, "Sarah Pipalini, who is that?" She gives the gatekeeper a newspaper article. He reads it, shakes his head no, and says, "It’s not Sarah Pipalini, it's Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men."

Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.

Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"

Donkeys are cool.

Humanity.

Kenny is living with his girlfriend now.

He just moved back in with his mom.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Explain Bear is my favorite.