Orphan Baseball

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find their way home.

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, you're denser than osmium. Get this: orphans don't have parents, so they don't have a home to go to. Geddit? It's funny because baseball players need to find their way "home" aka the plate. It's called wordplay, and I doubt you'd know anything about that, you walnut!

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STOP THE ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!

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