Sport jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.