Sport jokes
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."