Sport jokes
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horseās name is āPolo Neckā.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
Because they canāt find home.
Q: Why canāt orphans play baseball?
A: Because they canāt find home.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Thatās the only way they can run to home.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Tazzaro be like: Why donāt orphans play baseball? Cause they donāt know where home is!
Why donāt orphans play baseball? Cause they donāt know where home is!
Why donāt orphans play baseball? Cause they donāt know where home is!
Why donāt orphans play baseball? Cause they donāt know where home is!
Why donāt orphans play baseball? Cause they donāt know where home is!
Why donāt orphans play baseball? Cause they donāt know where home is!
Why donāt orphans play baseball? Cause they donāt know where home is!
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why donāt orphans play baseball? Cause they donāt know where home is!
Why donāt orphans play baseball? Cause they donāt know where home is!
Why donāt orphans play baseball? Cause they donāt know where home is!
Why donāt orphans play baseball? Cause they donāt know where home is!
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" šššš
Ball so hard! šš¤£
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.