Sport jokes
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
Fuck the Green Bay Packers!
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.