Sport jokes
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.