I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! š¤¬
Sport Jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why donāt orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Top 1 best football player š in the world.
āThe guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!ā
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.
Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
Why canāt orphans play baseball? Because they canāt find home.
How can you tell a PokƩmon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
