Sport jokes
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.