Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.
Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.