Sport jokes
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.