Sport jokes
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Suiiiii!
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.