40+ Best Spider-Man Jokes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

Miles Morales

monster · 4 years ago

What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?

Kilometers Morales.

Power

Rylee ੈ♡˳ · 2 years ago

officially done !!!!!! ( the big shadow thing says " SPIDER- MAN " )

A drawing of Spider-Man's head with a spider symbol, two spiderwebs, a hand making the 'I love you' sign, and the text 'With great power comes great responsibility' written above. There is also a small signature.

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Movie

Wade · 2 years ago

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.

Orphan

Anonymous · 4 years ago

What is an orphan's favorite naval film?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Laptop

Anonymous · 6 years ago

Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?

So that he could design his own “website.”

Text

UK · 1 year ago

The image shows Batman and Spider-Man standing in the rain. The text reads: "How It Feels When I Text Bro At 2am And He Replies."

Lady

Wade · 2 years ago

Dirty little Spider-Man

The image is a three-panel cartoon. The first panel shows a man with red hair holding a woman by the neck, saying, "STAY BACK OR THE LADY GETS IT!". The second panel shows Spider-Man pointing and saying, "NOT BEFORE SHE GETS IT FROM ME". The third panel shows the woman covered in white goo, with the text "SPIDERMAN HE DIDN'T MEAN THAT".

Drug

Wade · 2 years ago

The image is a three-panel comic strip showing Spider-Man standing above Moon Knight. Spider-Man says, "It's over, Moon Knight! I have the high ground!". Moon Knight replies, "Impossible. You don't even know how many drugs I'm on right now. That's not what I--". In the third panel, Moon Knight is moving quickly and says, "Less talk, more VENGEANCE!!"

Challenge

RapBoat · 1 year ago

Spider-Man stands on top of a car, facing away from the camera, looking at a large crowd gathered on a city street. Tall buildings line the street. Above Spider-Man, in large red text, it reads: 'MOTHER FUCK THE BIG 3'. Below him, in large blue text, it reads: 'IT'S JUST BIG ME'. A street sign for Franklin Street is visible on the left.

Work

Chri5 · 3 years ago

hol up

A black and white image of Spider-Man, who looks like Miles Morales, staring in shock to his right, while in the background, a faceless man in a dark suit is picking cotton in a field. The text on the image reads: "Spiderman Back To Work".

Girlfriend

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A cartoon of a female character in a burning scene with the text "Spider-Man's girlfriend in every movie for no reason" at the top.

Nap

✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

Comment this emoji 🤣 if you can relate

Spider-Man is doing a weird stretch in a cartoonish style in front of a brick wall. The image is captioned with the text: "When you wake up from a 3 hour nap and do that weird stretch thing."

Lawyer

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a police officer is talking to Spider-man, saying "Spider-man! There's a kid trapped on the-". The second panel shows Spider-man replying with "Fuck you". In the third panel, Spider-man is shown again next to the police officer and saying, "Remember kids, never talk to a cop without a lawyer present, for ANY reason!"

Trap

Wade XL · 2 years ago

A three-panel image with Deadpool and Spider-Man. In the first panel, Deadpool says, "Booby traps." In the second panel, Deadpool is looking at Spider-Man with crossed arms. In the third panel, Deadpool points a finger and is laughing while saying, "you said, 'traps.'"

Eye

CrazyCookie · 1 month ago

To honor the new Spider-Man movie!

A close-up of Spider-Man's suit and eye lens from the 2002 movie poster, showing the reflection of the World Trade Center Twin Towers in his eye. Caption at the top reads: 'Each time something reflects in Spider-Man's eye, it's gone forever'.

Moon Knight

Wade · 2 years ago

Moon Knight is awesome

The image is a three-panel comic style picture. In the first panel, Spider-Man is in the upper part saying, "It's over, Moon Knight! I have the high ground!". In the second panel, Moon Knight replies, "Impossible. You don't even know how many drugs I'm on right now. That's not what I--". In the third panel, Moon Knight declares, "Less talk, more VENGEANCE!!"

Century

Wade · 2 years ago

I love this comic run so much

The comic shows Spider-Man and Deadpool looking at each other with confusion. In the second panel, a fiery horse carriage drives by. In the last panel, they discuss the 19th-century Ghost Rider and his potential involvement in the wrong Civil War. The text in the speech bubbles says: NEIGH! Did you just see that? 19th Century Ghost Rider? Yup. Oh man, do you think he's showing up to fight in the wrong civil war? Let's hope he fights for the North, otherwise he's not gonna like taking orders from a black Captain America.

Meal

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A black and white photo of a very muscular man, likely Jean-Claude Van Damme, sitting at a table with a meal in front of him. He is looking down at his plate with a serious or somewhat dejected expression. Text above reads, "Please mom, don't tell Spider-Man I haven't finished my meal."

Wish

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a four-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a male character with a beard and a red hat says, "Wanda, I wish I had spider-man powers." The second panel shows Wanda, a fairy character with pink hair, looking distressed and saying, "Noooooo, Timmy, that's dangerous, you could put at risks all of humanity." In the third panel, the same male character with a beard and a red hat says, "Cosmo, I wish to change the mass of the proton." The fourth panel shows Cosmo, a fairy character with green hair, smiling and saying, "LOL, Great idea, Timmy, let's see what happens."

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