Marvel

Marvel Jokes

Web

I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.

Orphan

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

Vision

Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.

They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!

Avenger

Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?

Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.

Spider-Man

Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?

Because he always makes spider-sense.

Orphan

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

People

Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.

Couldn’t Be Me.