What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!