Marvel jokes
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
Actually, Iron Man is female.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...