A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
