Spider-Man jokes

You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:

Orphan: No Way Home.

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.

What movie does an orphan hate?

"Spider-Man: Far From Home."

What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.

Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?

Because he’s always on the webcast.

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

100% of them are like him!

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Spider-Man: Homecoming."

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.

What is the favorite movie of orphans?

Spider-Man: Homecoming.

The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.

What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?

Hug his parents.

Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!

What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!