Spider-Man jokes
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?
"No Way Home."
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.