What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
why do orphans like spider man 100% of them are like him
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
A boy was terrible at writing sentences, so his teacher gave him an assignment to help with that. The boy was to go home, write five sentences, and return to school the next day.
When he went home, he took a notepad and a pen and went to his dad for help. His dad was in a very important business call, so he angrily shouted at the child, "Shut up, you donkey!" The boy noted down that sentence. He next went to his mom, who assumed that he wanted to play video games, so she said, "No, my dear, tomorrow." That was his second sentence. For the third sentence, he went to his older brother, who was watching football where someone scored a goal, so he was jumping up and down yelling, "Goal! Goal!"
For the fourth sentence, he went to his sister, who was singing, "Spider-Man, Spider-Man!" For the last sentence, he went to his grandmother, who was cleaning the toilet and singing, "Under the toilet, under the toilet."
He went to school the next day, and his teacher asked him to tell her the sentences. The boy said, "Shut up, you donkey!" The teacher got angry after hearing this and asked the boy, "Do you want me to slap you?" The boy said, "No, my dear, tomorrow." This made the teacher so angry that she slapped the boy. Immediately, he started jumping up and down yelling, "Goal! Goal!" The teacher dragged him to the principal's office, as she was fed up with him. The principal asked the boy what his name was, to which he replied by singing, "Spider-Man, Spider-Man!" She asked him where he lived, so he sang, "Under the toilet, under the toilet."
