Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
You're so damn fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.
Spell "IOUT", no space.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
