Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
Space Jokes
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
What did the cow jump over?
The Moon.
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.
The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.
The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
I have been reading this book about zero gravity. I can’t seem to put it down.
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"I'm lagging."
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
😂😂😂😂
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.
Uranus is a gassy planet.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
