Space jokes
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.
Uranus is a gassy planet.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Sun.
Where did the moon go to space? To the moon!
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!