What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
Space Jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Sun.
Where did the moon go to space? To the moon!
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
You're so damn fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.
Spell "IOUT", no space.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
