What do planets like to read? Comet books!
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
Bra eat E.T.?
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
The earth is not round.
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What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
I’m so annoyed by those people who just believe in anything they hear. This is a conversation I had a few days ago.
Idiot: "The moon landing was faked! So unbelievably fake!" Me: "You believe in the moon? Stupidass."
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.
