Sound jokes
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a Scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about, making a horrible sound. The bartender says, "Hey, looks like he can't play that!" and the octopus says, "Play it? As soon as I get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck it!"
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
What do cows listen to on headphones?
moo-sic.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
trolololololloollllol
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
So I saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.
Then I told him, "What are you doing?"
He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.
He then told me how easy would that be?
I told him: "That sounds pretty SIMPle."
I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.