Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mt. Dew.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.
I’m just kidding.
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.
A teacher says, "If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars, how much do you have?"
Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front, but the teacher called on her anyway.
The girl said, "My parents left me, so I would have one dollar."
Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
Why are women so bad at parking?
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.
