Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
SOS Jokes
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
Yo mama so fat...
She's the iceberg who sunk the Titanic!
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
