SOS jokes

Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.

Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!

My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.

Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.

Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.

Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!

Yo mama so fat...

She's the iceberg who sunk the Titanic!

Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋

Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?

Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Most likely because they can't find home.

Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.

Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.

Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.

Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"

You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.