Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
SOS Jokes
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
