SOS jokes

2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.

So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"

Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"

Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?

So it can hang him.

I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.

Orphan: "What family?"

The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.

Well, that was a blow up!

Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.

Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.

Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Pizza.

Pizza who?

Never mind, it was so cheesy.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"

Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.

The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.

I named my dog "5 miles," so now I can tell people I walk "5 miles" everyday. 😏😎

I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.

Autobots, "Roll Out!"

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 100 pounds of crack.

A girl called me ugly.

So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.

If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.

Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.

Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.