SOS jokes

Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.

Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...

Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?

Because they already lost two towers.

Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.

Alya is so retarded.

The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.

Well, that was a blow up!

I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.

Orphan: "What family?"

Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?

So it can hang him.

Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.

Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.

Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

A: Because they lost two of their towers.

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.

Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.

You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.

Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.