Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Your kids so ugly he would make a happy meal cry
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.
The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Yo mama so old her bible was autographed by Jesus
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
Your hair goes so far back in time even cavemen saw it
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Doughnuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Yo mama so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.
