My middle name Is Brian I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out Johnny Brain Walker was Incorrect
Your mama so ugly whenever she threw boomerang, it refused to come back
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the twin towers it collapsed.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Your mom is so weak when she jumped from the Twin Towers her baby became disabled
Why do they do glow in the dark comdoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why did Stevan Hawkins die so soon...
Because his misses bought the wrong battery’s
If you were a room in my house I’d make you the basement. So I could put kids inside you.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
Your momma so ugly when the kool-aid man burst in the door he said oh noo
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he replies.
Old people kept saying "you're next" to me at weddings, so I started saying it to them at funerals.
your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called burger, prince
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
yo mama so poor when I rang her door bell she said "Ding"
Person: So Jimmy what do you do all day ?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do
Ur so ugly when you put makeup on it makes you look like a clown
You moms so fat when she entered a fat contest that said sorry no professional
yo moma so rich
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
