I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.
The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store.
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
Yo mama is so stupid she thought keeping you was a good idea
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
Regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist.
Me: I'm depressed, so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time, destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches, and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain.
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Yo mama so fat that when she get in the truck it breaks
Yo mama so fat that you need a jackstand to get her up
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Your mom is so fat that she only knew 3 letters which is K F C
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
