Sorriness

Sorriness jokes

Dad

  • Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.

    Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.

    Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!

    Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.

    Teacher: What was that?

    Alex: Flew the plane.

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  • Dear dad Cosmo, I know you wont reply to this, and idk if you even just randomly check wje at all. I really miss you, and I hope your doing amazing g in life. I'm sorry last time we talked more, I was always high or just stupid. It's been over 40 days sober now. I rarely hurt myself. I'm not into depression a lot anymore, and things at home are a lot better. I know you had your reasons to leave, even id I diner know… Read more

  • my mom kicked me out bc i said "im sorry i wasnt the perfect daughter" she hit me and tmw im going to the councilers office, i dont have a fucking bookbag, not a phone either, andjst my school laptop. im going to my grandmas house, ily all sm