Sorriness jokes
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."
Two needles go to the river. One of them says, "I'm sorry!"
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
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I'm sorry.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.