Sorriness jokes
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.
The sir: My children will be devastated.
Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.
The sir: Whatever it takes.
*Suppressed gunshots*
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
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My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
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I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"