Song jokes
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Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Deck the halls with bowels of Holly, fa la la la la, la la la la.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.