Song jokes

What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?

"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"

Orphan: I love abcdefu!

Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.

What is Saturn's favorite song?

"7 Rings."

What is an emo's favorite song?

"Suicidal."

Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?

It was called "S & N."

Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?

A: "Free Fallin'"

Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."

Any more song suggestions?

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I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!

I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."

Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'

How to fart:

Let it go, let it go.

Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!

Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.

What do you call a singer who can't make a song?

Taylor Swift.

What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?

"Open Your Heart."

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

Because they were lost in the BEATS.

Why did the rapper become a weatherman?

To predict the HEAT of his next single.

Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?

To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.