Song jokes
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Never gonna give you up.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
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I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?
"You are not alone."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.
What's a Mexican's favorite song?
"I Walk the Line."
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.