Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favourite song? A. Pieces of You.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.
If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.
My Mother: Wanna hear the song, "Chloe, your the one I want" on Pandora?
Me: No, I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it.
Mom: Don't talk back to me like that, young lady.
Me: / someone else? - -gets silent in da room-
Brother: Yeah, this song is very annoying, but maybe better than the Chelsea song.
Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?
We have life. I hope we have life. We have God in Jesus Christ. This is a good thing. It is a song part.
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
what was Stephen Hawking's favourite song?
Deja Vu
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
