Song jokes

What is an emo's favorite song?

"Suicidal."

What is Saturn's favorite song?

"7 Rings."

Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?

It was called "S & N."

Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.

I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!

The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.

I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."

How does a rapper apologize?

With a rap-ology!

What is a terrorist's favorite song?

"Pumped Up Kicks."

Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.

Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!

I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.

Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.

🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵

My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.

What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?

"Open Your Heart."

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

Because they were lost in the BEATS.

Why did the rapper become a weatherman?

To predict the HEAT of his next single.

Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?

To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.

What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?

*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"

Does anyone know the song that goes like:

Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?