Song jokes

What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?

A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!

Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?

Because their car ran out of RHYME.

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"

I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.

What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?

"You broke the beat!"

How does a rapper apologize?

With a rap-ology!

What is a terrorist's favorite song?

"Pumped Up Kicks."

What do you call a booty that can sing?

A crack-up!

What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?

"Open Your Heart."

Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.

🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵

My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?

What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?

"Dust in the Wind."

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.

Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?

"More Than My Hometown."

What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?

"Maneater."

What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?

1. They both want to die.

2. They both cut to die faster.

3. They both listen to emo songs.

4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."

I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).

Does anyone know the song that goes like:

Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.