I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
