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Someone on here said it previously:

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.

When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?

Joshua Metcalfe

So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.

That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.

How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?

"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"

When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."

Hello.

Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!

Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?

Ariana

What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.

What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?

Boom! Roasted!

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"

I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.

One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?