Someone jokes
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me.
All I wanted was for someone to help me sue Icide...
Someone goes into a bar and asks for a blow job. The barman goes, "Me too." But then the guy goes, "I meant the drink."
That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.
I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
Someone on here said it previously:
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
Someone fucked a member of BTS.
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
I hate it when I don’t understand someone.