Someone jokes

That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.

I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(

Someone on here said it previously:

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.

What do orphans go to church for?

So they can call someone "father."

Someone fucked a member of BTS.

When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.

When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.

If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:

"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...

YOU WERE BORN!"

Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.

What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?

A big Mexican woman.

When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.

What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?

Boom! Roasted!

How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?

"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"

If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?

What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.

I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.

One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"