Someone jokes

Someone on here said it previously:

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.

Someone fucked a member of BTS.

What do orphans go to church for?

So they can call someone "father."

Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.

When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.

When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.

What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?

A big Mexican woman.

If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:

"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...

YOU WERE BORN!"

When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.

What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?

Boom! Roasted!

What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"

I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.

I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.

One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."

I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"

I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."