What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
When did โyoโ mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say โlloโ instead of hello and people were just like โwhat did you say?โ and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say โoh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
