What did Michael scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
How does a rapper greet someone on a COLD DAY?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids
Joshua Metcalfe
Why did the orphan finally go to church? so they can call someone father.
Hello Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Someone ask the former 2016 presidential candidate Hilary Clinton why did she lose the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hilary Clinton said because someone ask her what would she do for a Klondike Bar?
What do you call someone who is half a jew? Jew - ish
I read the brothers grim books, then I see a black figure reaping about. I realized someone has died. But I don't do anything about it. I continue to read and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
what do u say to someones mom u mom gay
Attention To Everyone- I will be leaving for 3 weeks for a Summers Break. I will be back in 3 weeks, When I come back I want someone to tell me everything that has happend over these weeks. (Gwen or Addison Banks). Sincerely, watersharky.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips i said are you making edibles
I'm as bored as heck, someone want to chat?
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The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent, but had not phoned in.
Needing to have an urgent work problem resolved, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted by a child's whisper, "Hello."
"Is your Mummy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with her?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Daddy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with him?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was someone with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anyone else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to the ambulancemen and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A helicopter," answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed a helicopter."
Alarmed, confused, and a little frustrated, the boss asked, "What are they searching for?”
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle..."Me!"
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What do u call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
I took 7 coins from someone, he even came back from the dead to get them.
Son, you are not precious so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you
Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me
Son, your adopted
What do you call someone who farts in public.a private tutor
