Someone jokes
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Memes
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."