Someone jokes
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."