Someone jokes

If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.

Why do orphans become hookers?

'Cause they can call someone "daddy."

Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."

If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."

Someone bullied a disabled person.

The disabled person said they can't stand it.

Why do orphans like to be gay?

So they can call someone "daddy."

Why do orphans like going to church?

They can actually call someone "father."

Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?

Little Johnny: "Your wife."

When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?

SHUT UP!!!

An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"

The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"

"That's not my age; it's just not true.

My heart is young; the time just flew.

I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."

Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.

What do you call someone without a body?

Nobody.

Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."

Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.

And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.

Me: 911, I just killed someone.

Cops: Cool, we will not come.

Me: Why?

Cops: Don't admit a crime.

Phones: *Bang Bang*

Me: Well, that was 2 crimes done.

The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.

Question: How was Covid-19 born?

Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂

If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.

What did John say after someone shot his leg?

Oof!