Someone jokes
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
Someone eats glue and tells the other, "Sorry, can't stick around!"
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?
girl: Are you saying I'm fat?
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.