Someone Jokes

what's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your way into someone's pants

Inmate 1: why u in prison then? Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, watta bout u? Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus Inmate 2:OMG YOU DEMON WERE THEY AUTISTIC? Inmate 1: no they were fortnite kids Inmate 2(who is Muslim): halelouia we have found the messiah

What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a spac head? Byron Davey

Why did the orphan go to church?

So he gets to call someone father.

No no no no Spot the intruder

Theres no one

If someone is mean to an orphan just say I will call ur mum and make them cry even more

I had the BEST day EVER. 1:I woke up 2:I met someone im sad of 3:I had fun and got them back again online. But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st.. XD

Why do orphans love to go to church Because they can finally call someone father

Husband: I look fat can someone compliment me?

Wife: you have good eyesight.

Why do orphans want to get married so bad?To have someone to call "daddy"

Guys if you saw a post from someone is pretending to be me don't listen to them. I'm just going to be out for 3 days. or maybe for a mounth break. There are a lot fakers.

Why can’t you private text someone in a community? _____________________________________________

Because a community has more than two people.

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

why do orphans like pedo because it's someone that loves them and they can call daddy

What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog

A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."

"Interesting."

"That's the story of how I got to the morgue." he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.