Someone jokes
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
Me after hearing
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?
girl: Are you saying I'm fat?
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.