One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humour, they think of humour as like a happy thing because humour makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering, if I take a joke like , how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb, none they just beat the room for being black, now that joke isn’t make light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racial discriminated against, it’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind and that is important, humour at its best takes the bad thing in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny
And before you go in the comments and say i agree with rape, I don’t, I hope everybody who rapes someone to have there dick cut of, my little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
saturn was so loved someone put a ring on him.
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way someone is excited to see you!
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it it gets shorter
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you then they snob you again
Anne Frank: this one time at camp. someone had to much gas
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" great thing to say to someone horrible way to find out your adopted
what did the man say about someone who had a seizure? "jit was lagging"
What does hittlers gas"shower" and guns have in common! They both kill someone
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet your teacher says no. But when someone else asks the teacher says yes to them.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT", she thought it's a food court, and order 20 big macs and got a heart attack
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
A kid came in the orphanage with a dead fish she was crying Why was the kid crying in the orphanage because someone came for the fish
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (alphabet lore) I would be Rich
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
why does orphans go to church?
they have someone to call father there
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