Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "everytime someone lies, it ticks once, Mother Terresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, " Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
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Why do most orphans become prostitutes?.... Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it had it's ion someone else.
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A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
someone at my school the other day said the whoever killed hittler was a hero. whos going to tell him?
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan and the other is an ore fan.
if someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, your the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person
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your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
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Everyone always has a special person in there life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus
Roses are red, violets are blue, i'd rather be single then be with someone like you.
hey you the person who ́s scrolling, i know you might have depression and some feel they cant talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please if you need to talk to others if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone i promise you that i will talk to you, you are not alone and even though it seems it won't change and get better it will i promise. please no harsh comments toward each other.
Funny things or weird things to say to someone. Hey...have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone. Its hard to find friends that 91% Funny 100%Nice and 100,0000 % good-looking. Funny! Weird name to call a girl: Sweetums. Baby-Bugga-Boo.
Fuzzkins. Lumpy. Nilly. Ninty Minty. and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross thats why I am not getting a bf!
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.
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why are orphans prostitutes
so they can call someone daddy
