Someone Jokes

What do you call it when someone lies to Panera bread Panera misled

I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back Apparently that’s insensitive to someone during chemo

Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came

Fineman, Einstein and Schrodinger walked into a bar.

Fineman says "it appears we're inside a joke".

Einstein says "but only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously".

To which Schrodinger says "if someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving".

What do you call it when Panera bread decapitates someone Panera behead

When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no “What are you doing in my house?”

What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society? The Doughker

A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.

First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.

If I had a coin for every time someone said "If I had a coin" I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.

What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death? They get a discount at the crematorium

Yep f someone says to you” I can’t roast trash” say well some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother

Have a pregnant lady murders someone does the child get an assist

Is someone who is tardy again actually retardy?

I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

What do you call someone with a rubber toe?..... Roberto

Why can't orphans play baseball, they don’t know where home is

I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page

Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor Why do orphans like boomerangs, cause they come back

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped

What an orphans least favorite tv show, Family Guy

If you hit an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents

If you hit an orphan with a car at least you don't have to tell their parents

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father What does a orphan call a family photo, a selfie Why was the orphan a big success, cause people say go big or go home he only had one option Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What do orphans and blind kids have in common, the can’t see their parents

Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt, because they don’t know what a mummy is

Why are orphans bad at poker, because they don't know what a full house is

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.

That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.