Someone Jokes

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"

My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."

Someone said to me when it was winter it[โ€™]s time for you to โ€œchill out.โ€ I was like ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘

What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"

"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"

Why are Nepalese ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ต bad at chess?

Because someone already killed their ๐Ÿ‘‘.