Someone jokes
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
If someone says nobody asked, you could say, "Well, nobody asked for you to talk!"
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
Memes
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.