Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.