Someone jokes
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
Do you know a way to really freak out someone that works at a car dealership?
You say, "Tell me if you can hear me," then get in the trunk and start screaming.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Like if you know someone emo.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!
Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*
Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡