Someone jokes
I'm treated like God when I'm home, I'm usually ignored until someone wants something.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call dad. 🤣
I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.
Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.
I told my mom that I have a crush. She replied with: "So you like girls?" I said: "Uhm no no no." BUT I'm lesbian. Someone help, how do I tell her without her hitting me with a belt?
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.
Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
It's sad someone has ligma.
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.