Someone jokes

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call dad. 🤣

Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.

Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?

Because God doesn't punish someone twice.

What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?

One of them is a domesticated pet.

Why did the orphan go to church?

So they had someone to call Father.

When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?

Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"

Why did the orphan become a str1pper?

So she can have someone to call daddy.

Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."

Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.

It's sad someone has ligma.

Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.

Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.

He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.

A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.

This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.

Why do orphans pray to God?

So they have someone to call father.

Why did the orphan go to church?

So he had someone to call Father.

If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?

Get a head in life by decapitating someone.

Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?

After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........