Someone jokes

Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.

Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.

I told my mom that I have a crush. She replied with: "So you like girls?" I said: "Uhm no no no." BUT I'm lesbian. Someone help, how do I tell her without her hitting me with a belt?

Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?

Because God doesn't punish someone twice.

I was at my grandparents' and saw someone breaking into a car. I told my grandpa, "He's trying to break into the car!" He said, "No, ours is in the garden."

What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?

Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.

what do baby’s and grenades have in common?

They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise

Why was the Orphan boy gay?

So he can call someone Daddy.

Why do orphans go to church?

So they can call someone father!

Why do orphans pray to God?

So they have someone to call father.

Why did the orphan become a str1pper?

So she can have someone to call daddy.

Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.

Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.

He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.

A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.

This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.

It's sad someone has ligma.

Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.

Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.

Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.

What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?

One of them is a domesticated pet.