what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So He can call someone Daddy.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious. Because they can finally call someone father.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who been kidnapped?? One of them is a domesticated pet
Why did the orphan become a str1per.So she can have someone to call daddy.
Why did the orphan go to church? So they had someone to call Father
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of jeff bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you and the mcdonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his bmw exhaust but his engine failed. This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
when you suffer from deppresion and some tells you to just cheer up god damn why didnt i think of that
What’s someone with aids favorite Taylor Swift song Baby now we got bad blood
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
How can I be racist my wife’s eye is black
How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.
why do orphans go to church
becuase they can finally call someone father
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