Someone tracked down a crippeled and said, "you can hide but you can't run"
number 15 burger king foot lettuce the last thing you want in your Berger king Berger is someones foot fungus but as it turns out that might be what you get.
Someone came to me and said “your dad is gay”. I just said “wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!”
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone ask?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middleschool.
Why do orphans go to church, Because they have someone to call father.
Why do orphans love going to church...
Because they can call someone father
So my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store so when I get there,there’s a sign but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty
Why does an orphan go to church? So it has someone to call father.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them 370HSSV 0773H and tell them to read it upside down.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents? They cry... They scream.. with joy "Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents" Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didnt live to tell the tail...
Why do orphans want to be gay? because they will have someone to call daddy for once
Why do Orphans love role play's? because they can call someone daddy
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse? One of them has someone to mourn them.
When someone says: your are a mistake. say the only mistake I see is right in front of me.
