Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call dad. 🤣
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
Get a head in life by decapitating someone.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
It's sad someone has ligma.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
