Someone Jokes

small word of advice:Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love cuz they may be gone by then, you don't realize but every second there is someone who dies and it just could be your loved one.

Chenle: One time when i was younger, someone asked me how old i was and i forget. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

I was given my Electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me cauz I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up too.

a kid is trick - or - treating. he knocks on a door. then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"!!!๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ˜บ๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜„

Boi you can't be talking because it someone punched you in the face you will be the one to apologize

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them, I can also tell if they are standing.

I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!