Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
My dog died. I'm so sad.
It's sad someone has ligma.
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
Kindly yeet someone!
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
