Someone jokes
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
Someone: When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to cheer up.
Me: My, what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? ;)
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.