Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted somebody to call daddy
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of Dawn. Lets just say Dawn got very mad.
This is not a joke nor did I come up with it. If somebody calls you ugly just hug them and say life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment
Why is a orphan gay? Because they can call somebody daddy.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle? Son: Why? Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
ahem.. if somebody you dont like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this
Hello thank you for choosing mamas pizzeria/ abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce how may i help you?
or
hello this is davids orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you?
some people reactions are priceless and then the wonder about you mental health
somebody give me a peanut I just ate an epipen
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash
The gay guy says "somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!" . The trucker says "what the fuck did you just say fucker? Get over here I'm gonna wreck your ass!" . The gay man then says "it's okay everybody don't call he police! He wants to negotiate"
Somebody’s son said mom my dick has white stuff coming out of it, she said oh good one son so when’s the baby coming
somebody shouts "fire!"
man1 - get the children out man2 - f*** the children man3 - we dont have time
A Down child is drowning, he calls help with all of his voice:<<Somebody help me!! I'm Downing>>
BA DUM TSS
I wondered y there was red all over my bathroom til I found out tht my sis had dyed her hair red man it looked like somebody dyed in there! lol
what do you call somebody with no nose?
somebody asks me: how many YT subs you got? me: more than you!
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12 piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Somebody told me to type Up by Cardi B soo.. here it goes...
I'm so frickin' bored! Please somebody want to chat??? PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!
Daddy bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed". Mummy bear said, "It was probably your whore Linda".
