what soda does mountains drink? mountain dew
Did you hear of my new job as a can crusher. Its [SODAPRESSING]
have you heard about my new can crushing job?
it's soda-pressing
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
A hand of Pepsi murdered a coca cola a innocent sprite yelled QUICK! CALL DR PEPPER! Eventually a 7 up called Dr pepper the coca cola was fine
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi
I got a job at the can factory but it is soda-pressing
how are u
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Q: What do you call a sad soda? A: Soda-pressing.
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
Fanta Klare Zitrone is cool
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages. One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father, "thank you for this moment, have a great night".
At the dance, the girl asks the boy, "can I have some food?" He gladly replies "yes" and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, "thank you so much, I really needed something to eat". Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, "thank you SOOOO much". Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, "what is it?" She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.
why does doctor pepper come in a bottle?
his wife died
What is your true crush? - A soda crush
You know where I get my soda Minisoda
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.
the sad thing is when they ride the scooters in wal mart.....really you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with.....and damned if they arent buying diet soda.....please....cull this shit...we dont need them in society...kfc is not a disease
