Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
What is your true crush?
A soda crush.
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...
Mountain Dew!
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?
You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
I had a dream about the whole ocean being filled with orange soda.
Turns out it was a Fanta sea.
you.
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
