Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda
turns out it was a fanta sea
you.
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. -- That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
