Society jokes
Girls are whores.
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
What would the world be like without women?
A pain in the ass.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.