Society jokes
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
New protest.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
What is the difference between the human rights?