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Society Jokes
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
