Society jokes
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.