Society jokes
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?