Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
Ti girls yiman nyan kuni karhata Nina munh.
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
