Society jokes
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
Orphan jokes? They protest.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Ok, here's a story about the church.
There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.