Society jokes
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.