Society jokes
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
Girls are whores.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.