Society jokes
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
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