You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.
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What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
