Society jokes
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
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What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.