Society jokes
I support men.
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
I love Communism.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.