Society jokes
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
I love Communism.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!