Society jokes
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
I love Communism.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"