Society

Society jokes

Orphan

Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?

They couldn't hit home base.

Phrase

The phrase ā€œMuslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legsā€ has two meanings.

Kid

What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?

A zombie Apocalypse!

Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟

Car

I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?

Apples get picked.

Orphan

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap till their parents come home.

Pope

The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.

Wheelchair

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

Kid

Bob, why are you kicking the kids?

What, it's not like they have a home to go to.

Midget

Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?

Orphan

Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. šŸ˜‚