Society jokes
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.