Society jokes
Fuck all y'all hoes!
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
Religion... That is all.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
A Russian, a Cuban, and an Englishman are on a ship. The Russian takes a swig of vodka and throws the bottle overboard. The Cuban and Englishman with astonishment say to the Russian, "What did you do that for?"
The Russian says, "In Russia, we got an unlimited supply of vodka."
A little while later, the Cuban lights up a cigar, takes a puff, and throws it overboard. The Cuban says, "We got an unlimited supply of Cuban Cigars in Cuba."
Then the Englishman grabs a Paki and throws him overboard...
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!