Society jokes
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
New protest.
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
What is the difference between the human rights?
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.