Society jokes
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
Girls are whores.
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
What would the world be like without women?
A pain in the ass.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
Ti girls yiman nyan kuni karhata Nina munh.
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
What is the difference between the human rights?