Girls are whores.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
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Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
