Society jokes
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
New protest.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
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Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.