Society jokes
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
New protest.
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
Girls are whores.
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.