Society jokes
America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.