Society jokes
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.