Society jokes
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. ๐
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
I support men.
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I donโt know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! ๐ฎ You could say they dialed that correctly.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? ๐
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.