Society

Society jokes

Orphan

Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Kid

Bob, why are you kicking the kids?

What, it's not like they have a home to go to.

Man

A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.

Priest

No one.

Why are priests called father?

I donโ€™t know why.

Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.

Orphan

I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"

Orphan

When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?

He has no home to hit to.

Couple

Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.

Tower

The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ You could say they dialed that correctly.

Redneck

What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?

Their INCESTors!

Compliment

How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?

Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"

Blood

Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?

A: Chicken noodle suwoop.