Society jokes
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
I support men.
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?