Society jokes
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.