Society jokes
A guy walked into a bar.
A guy walked out of a bar.
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
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A beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide.
A homeless man walks by her and says, "What are you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to jump!"
The homeless man says, "If you're going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"
The woman replies, "No way, creep! Never that!"
The homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says, "That's fine, I'll just wait 'til you're at the bottom."
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Men.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.