What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
Society Jokes
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
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What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
