Society jokes
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!
What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!
What is the state of Texas for? Guns!
What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)
What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!
What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?
What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!
What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?