Society jokes
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.