Society jokes
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
Want to know of a funny joke?
Women drivers.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
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What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.