I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
