Society jokes
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Screw you, ableists!
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
Small People.
I bought these trainers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with, but I have been trippin' all day.