Society

Society jokes

Wheelchair

What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?

Cooking the vegetables.

Orphan

An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"

The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"

Kid

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

I'm in school lol.

Orphan

Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.

Orphan

Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.

Baby

I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.

Orphan

So dark.

Many jokes about orphans.

God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!

Pizza

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?

Two large planes!

Bathroom

A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.

"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.

She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"

Man

Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."

Orphan

I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.

Idiot

The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!

Drug Dealer

I bought these trainers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with, but I have been trippin' all day.