Society jokes
Midget
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?
It was family friendly.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Society
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
My mate Noha.
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
What's worse than 5 babies in a dumpster?
5 dumpsters in a baby.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.