Society jokes
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Screw you, ableists!
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
"Send me back, I never liked you."
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
Small People.
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!