Society jokes
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Screw you, ableists!
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
"Send me back, I never liked you."
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
Small People.
I bought these trainers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with, but I have been trippin' all day.
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.