Society jokes
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.