Society jokes
China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
Why are there blind people? Because there is.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."
What's similar between a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me!"
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage :)
I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!
Sign a comment and put me or anything else to protest about!
Good luck, Jake.