Society jokes
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝