Society jokes
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
Three guys walk into a bar; the fourth one ducks.
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.