Society jokes
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
"Prince, please talk to me!"
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
People generalize others too much.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.