Society jokes
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
"Prince, please talk to me!"
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.