Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
Society Jokes
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Your mom.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
