Society jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
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