Society jokes
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
Bill, that's racist!
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
Kobe got irl canceled.
How do you get a Japanese fanclub? Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!