Society jokes
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."