Society jokes
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.